Cotton Candy Medic Beanie

"Brave the cold in adorable rebellion with this plush fleece beanie, featuring:

• Soft antler bumps (removable for stealth mode)

• Embroidered medical cross on the cuff (UV-reactive thread)

• Pom-pom nose that glows in the dark

• Fleece-lined interior for arctic expedition-level warmth

Perfect for:
❄️ Winter conventions
🏥 Aspiring doctors with flair
🦌 Those with unresolved reindeer rage"*